I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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