I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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