How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
