Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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