yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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