im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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