He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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