4 words: hood of his car
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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