Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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