Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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