doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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