The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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