normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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