Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
3pm strippers are depressing
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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