I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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