Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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