She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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