sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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