I'd wear matching sweaters with you
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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