I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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