Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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