I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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