i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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