i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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