Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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