I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You can't just leave with hair like that
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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