the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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