Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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