I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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