No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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