you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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