I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
