Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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