oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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