the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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