Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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