Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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