Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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