Fine. I'll sleep in my office
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
do herpes really smell.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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