so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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