my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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