so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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