I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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