Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Couch. On fire.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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