hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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