It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
How naked do you want me to be?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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