don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
pray to the hookup gods
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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