come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
there is glitter all over my balls
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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