Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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