found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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