My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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