Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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