Say something about gay babies.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.