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(773): View more from Illinois

Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?

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(330): View more from Ohio

She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.

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(469): View more from Texas

In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.

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(440): View more from Ohio

vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.

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(972): View more from Texas

what food is Colorado known for?

(970): View more from Colorado

Pot brownies.

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