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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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• (310): View more from California

  I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.

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• (714): View more from California

  What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.

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