I think I won the penis lottery.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
